Murphy’s Law

Where there’s a will, there’s a won’t.

Murphy’s Law

Man is always ready to die for an idea, provided that the idea is not quite clear to him.

Murphy’s Law

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

Murphy’s Law

There is nothing so small that it can’t be blown out of proportion.

Murphy’s Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Murphy’s Law

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Murphy’s Law

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Law

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Law

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Law

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

Murphy’s Law

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

Murphy’s Law

Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

Murphy’s Law

It is impossible for anyone to learn that which he thinks he already knows.

Murphy’s Law

Never invest in anything that eats.

Murphy’s Law

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Murphy’s Law

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

Murphy’s Law

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Corollary: Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Murphy’s Law

Anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong – the true test is admitting it to someone else.

Murphy’s Law

Human beings are distinguished from other animals more by their ability to rationalize than their ability to reason.

Murphy’s Law

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.